Why do you hate me? Why do you do things that make no sense? I am tired of you acting all wonky! I am tired of you being unpredictable! I am tired of you making me think that you are starting to work only to do something crazy again. I'm tired of the two steps forward and one step back! Could you please figure out what you want to do and then just stick with it? Please?
Body, I thought we were done with this tebb crud! I know that your hormones were all out of whack before. That is why I endure the painful shots every month. I do that for you. So why all of a sudden after several months of no tebb did you decide to do it again? I just don't understand. I gave you the same shots you got all those other months. Are they not good enough for you anymore? I would really appreciate it if you would just stop! How about next cycle we don't do that? How does that sound? Actually, if all bleeding could just stay away next cycle that would be great!
And another thing. What's with the migraines? I can't take them anymore! I delt with these nasty migraines for years and years. Those migraines you used to give me almost landed me on disability. I thought we were done with those too. Could you do me a favor and stop with those. My poor head can't take it anymore.
Ok body...do you think you can work on these two things? I'm really not asking for too much. Oh yeah, and one more thing...when you see sperm and an egg in the same place at the same time, that's a good thing. That's a very very good thing. If you could work on joining those two things together that would be great!
Love,
Impatient Me
